What’s with some doctors? Seriously. My grandmother has cancer and her doctor came in and said “You’re incurable.” and leaves. This isn’t the 1st time she has pulled this shit too. I mean what the fuck lady!?! I understand that there is a chance my grama won’t make it but you don’t come in and say those things and walk out. You fucking heartless bitch. When you’re dying I hope everyone tells you to rot in hell and kicks you in the fucking cunt.
how do astronauts say they’re sorry?
We dont apologize.
we are perfect.
nasa i know of at least 2 exploded spaceships that beg to differ
Neptune taken by NASA
who THE FUCK let NASA take Neptune
Free Neptune 2014
"Anne Bonny and Mary Read were pirates, as renowned for their ruthlessness as for their gender, and during their short careers challenged the sailors’ adage that a woman’s presence on shipboard invites bad luck."
Sculpture by Erik Christianson.
I’m not entirely sure that the statue really needed to have a tit out.
How dare women try to have nipples.
Actually I’ve seen this before and I can tell you— it’s because these women were bad ass pirates and when they killed someone they’d expose one or both breasts so that when their victim died, (s)he knew that they were killed by a woman.
ACTUALLY Anne Bonny purposely wore loose fitting clothes and displayed her breasts openly at all times during battle - mainly because men were distracted by them, and she took pleasure in killing said men while they were too busy staring at her breasts. Mary Read dressed mainly as a man (after posing as her deceased brother, Mark, for the entirety of her childhood) and both ladies cross-dressed from time to time, hopping between ships. They were known as the ‘fierce hell cats’ due to their ferocious tempers, and were key elements to Captain ‘Calico Jack’ Rackham’s crew - they were the only two known female pirates in the Golden Age of Caribbean piracy. IN FACT, when the ship was captured by the British Navy, Anne and Mary were the ONLY TWO pirates who fought while the males of the crew hid - they were all tried to be hung as pirates but Bonny and Read were both pregnant and were pardoned.
Calico Jack was a lover to Bonny, and as he was to be hung, Bonny’s final words to him were, “Had you fought like a man, you need not be hung like a dog.” Bonny and Read were possibly two of the most badass fucking pirates and they were FEMALE. The more you know.
also — artists often exposed the breasts of women that were in the ‘man’s position’ in their work. It was to show that they were, in fact, women, and not feminine men, or a man dressed as a woman. For example, Margaret Hughes is the first woman actress, and she was asked to expose her breast while the portrait was being painted, to show that this was a woman, and not a young boy playing to be a woman in the plays.
i will never not reblog this
Dr. Seuss was a racist. He wouldn’t attach his words to an interracial romance. Here are seven racist cartoons he made about Japanese-Americans during WWII.
He also later apologized and wrote Horton Hears a Who! to illustrate his remorse for his previous way of thinking
Reblogging for the comic and Dr. Suess comment
i’ve seen a lot of ridiculous and embarrassing posts, but this one takes the fucking cake.
just to avoid accidentally using offensive language i’m going to start using 90s surfer dude slang because inadvertently offending someone is totally bogus dude
people might not want to be called dude
you are radically right and that is so not tubular my friend i apologise
I find your poor grammar and spelling to be offensive to my eyes.
watch me catch this gnarly wave of i don’t care
THANK YOU JENNI HERD
I was going to wait to do this giveaway for 1000 followers (so close!), but I’ve decided to reset my town, so why not do this for you all already?! there will be three winners, and they will each receive all the pictured prizes! this giveaway ends on March 10th at 11pm EST!!!RULES:
- must be following me
- all reblogs + likes count
- have your ask box open
- respond within 24 hours
that’s it! good luck!!! ( ˘ ³ ˘ ) ♥
do you ever cry because you’re not british
tears of joy
it is against fandom rules to not reblog this every time you see it.
just…everything i am really
this is actually me
cover girl! put the bass in your walk. head to toe, let your whole body talk!
do you think they dyed and styled their hair like that because they fucking love their eeveelutions so much or since its anime were they born with hair like that and chose their evveelutions based on the destiny their hair fortold