Everyone is at the football game or chillen with friends. Me? My mom picked me up from work with my cat in the car to greet me.
I’m living the life ^w^
I’ve been waiting for this joke for ages
THIS IS A JOKE I NEVER EVEN KNEW I WANTED.
if anyone ever asks me what tumblr is i’m gonna show them this video and just walk away
GOD ITS 5AM AND IM TRYING TO HOLD IN MY LAUGHTER FUCK
THE FACT THAT THE AMERICAN PEDIATRIC SOCIETY TOLD AMERICAN SCHOOL SYSTEMS THAT TEENS SHOULD NOT BE UP BEFORE 8:30 AND ONLY 15% OF SCHOOLS LISTENED ANGERS ME SO MUCH
when your friends make plans right in front of you and dont invite you
TFW UR AT SCHOOL AND U SPEND LUNCH DOING JJBA POSES
i as photographer take credit for the shitty quality
Today’s the day. The day you help save the internet from being ruined.
(Long story short: The FCC is about to make a critical decision as to whether or not internet service providers have to treat all traffic equally. If they choose wrong, then the internet where anyone can start a website for any reason at all, the internet that’s been so momentous, funny, weird, and surprising—that internet could cease to exist. Here’s your chance to preserve a beautiful thing.)
"Oooohhhh, young love. I remember it well."
"The roses, the chocolates, the late night walks in the park…"