Excuse me?It’s okay to want your body to look a certain way but that doesn’t mean you can look down on other body types!
Confidence = -500%
Please unfollow me if you body shame plus size girls (or any other size for that matter)
I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?
We don’t talk about that.
chris pratt // guardians of the galaxy press
literally my idol
"big boobs don’t count if you’re fat"
neither does a big dick if half of it is your personality
"ahh yes a 2007 Pinot from…Napa Valley I believe? A very good year"
Velma is having none of your vampire shit today.
i have never read anything more blatantly written by a man before
one of john green’s lesser-known works
So I’m sure you recognize this as one of the epic moments from “The Prince of Egypt” where we see the super majestic whale as they cross through the Red Sea. However I noticed just one little issue: whale tales don’t move from side to side, they move up and down. And then it hit me, that’s not a whale. That’s not a whale. It’s a motherfucking SHARK. A BIG ASS MEGALODONIAN SHARK. WAITING IN THE WATER TO EAT THE PHARAOH’S SOLDIERS. Goddamn, Dreamworks.