Step back, peeps, and fasten your seat-belts. Time to bring in a puberty professional.
…. wait. That’s not right. Hold on.
Let’s fast-forward about five more years.
Ah, yes, there we go. Right after I sold my soul to Satan.
Naw son you can’t be hot in two genders you fucking cheated
this is my favorite post because its just people bragging about how hot they are
Just as I had a hope of getting back into a semi-decent sleep schedule my mom bursts into my room at 12 asking me about her phone. Then gets mad at me after 1 minute because I wasn’t helping good enough. Mom, you may have slept all day after going to your little party the night before. And I get that you can’t be awake for more than 2 minutes without your phone, but for the past 2 months I’ve gone to sleep at 6:00 A.M because I couldn’t fall asleep. Give me this one thing.. please🙏
I just want to sleep 😥
bread is so fucking good man I could prob eat an entire bakery in 25 minutes or less
i love animal motifs
the more attractive the guy the more competition there is :(
Me: can i see your homework
Someone: No do your own
Ladies, if you think your man is cheating. Take him to that bitches front door and see if his wifi connects.